....that exact phrase came up in the search keywords section for this blog. Since I don't want to disappoint anyone, here are some ugly 1970 dining room sets courtesy of Western Auto.
Again with the hideous colonial/early american ugliness, tho I'm not sure that zestful avocado set is much better.
The flavor of old Spain wth a dash of american ingenuity?!! NO. Faux Italian walnut formica. NO. Exciting Spanish avocado?!! NO. ugh.